The way product reviews should be written

Joel (from Joel on Software) has written us a review of the new LG Fusic phone that Sprint is trying to foist on the unsuspecting public. The company has sent the phone to a number of bloggers in an apparent attempt to get some positive buzz going for the product. Unfortunately for Sprint, Joel isn’t the kind of blogger who writes buzz – he writes truth. And his truthful view of this product isn’t quite what Sprint was looking for, I suspect.

Over the last six months, Sprint has been trying to get bloggers (like me) to write about their new Power Vision Network by sending us free phones and letting us download music and movies and use the phones for free.

. . .

As it turns out, I had the opposite problem. The phone they sent me, an LG Fusic, is really quite awful, and the service, Power Vision, is tremendously misconceived and full of dumb features that don’t work right and cost way too much. So I’m going to review the dang phone anyway, even though if anybody from Sprint is paying attention they’re going to lose their lunch and some executive bonehead over there is going to go nuts and I sincerely hope that this doesn’t put an end to the entire free-phones-for-bloggers boondoggle, because I’d hate to get beaten up at Etech next year by all the other bloggers who would hate me for spoiling all the fun.

. . .

When it finally arrived, the physical appearance of the phone was rather disappointing. If you’ve been spoiled by Motorola’s latest phones, or the seamless, screwless, elegant iPod, the LG Fusic will strike you as butt-ugly. Where a Motorola RAZR has a solid case made out of almost sensual matte-black steel that just feels great, the LG Fusic is made out of the cheapest kind of gray plastic, the same material you find on a $3 toy. Where Motorola goes to great lengths to hide the screws, and minimize bumps and seams, the LG Fusic has dozens of ugly protuberances, gaps, holes, screws, seams, etc.

If you follow Joel’s writings, or have paid attention to the posts Joel has done that I’ve highlighted here in the past, you’ll know that one of Joel’s specialties is interface design.  The long review has so much information on what is wrong with the interface on the LG Fusic that you’ll start to wonder WTF Sprint reps were thinking when they sent him the phone.  He was certain to write a bad review, based on how bad things are on this phone.  Guess someone will be looking at a different promotional attempt next time they want to spotlight a new product.

[tags]Joel on Software, LG Fusic phone review, Joel reviews the LG Fusic[/tags]

BG4G guys find evidence of Oblivion expansion

Hey, let’s pick a new web site for me to link to. How about By Gamers for Gamers? There-in, we find an author who tried to get to the bottom of the whole “No announced Oblivion expansion” bit from Bethesda. And what is it that he found? Well, maybe there is no Knights of the White Stallion expansion coming, but there was another rumored expansion name, and he found a little something about that one.

After seeing a random comment from the web, it sparked a little bit of curiousity in me. Some people were saying that the Expansion was “Knights Of The White Stallion” others were sayting it was “Knights Of The Nine”. I decided to do a little digging of my own. First place I hit, was the US Trademark & Patent office.

First I searched for Bethesda. They did NOT file a trademark for either of the speculated titles. Next I searched for the speculated titles. “Knights Of The White Stallion” turned up nothing. On the other hand, “Knights Of The Nine” DID turn up something

[tags]Oblivion expansion investigation, Is there an Oblivion expansion coming?[/tags]

International Talk Like a Pirate day

You’d better be talking like a pirate today. That’s right – today is International Talk Like a Pirate day, friend.

You’ve read about it in Dave Barry’s blog. Maybe you caught one of our radio or TV interviews. Or maybe you just stumbled on to our site while googling around for sites your mother probably wouldn’t approve of. Perhaps you’re one of the millions of people from South Africa to Australia, from New York to the Pacific Northwest, who party like pirates every September 19th.

In honor of International Talk Like a Pirate Day, all posts and comments today will be automagically translated to pirate speak. If you don’t want to be reading piratized comments today, you might consider skipping all posts and comments for the day.

[tags]International Talk Like a Pirate Day, Pirates, Ahoy, Matey[/tags]

Land-shark ho!!!1

Isn’t this a tasty little bit of evolution?  Scientists have discovered a new species of shark that walks on its fins.

Scientists combing through undersea wonders off Indonesia’s Papua province said today they had discovered dozens of new species, including a shark that walks on its fins and a shrimp that looks like a praying mantis.

. . .

Erdmann, an American, and his team claim to have discovered 52 new species, including 24 new types of fish, 20 new kinds of coral and eight new species of shrimp.

Among the highlights were an epaulette shark that walks on its fins, a praying mantis-like shrimp and scores of reef-building corals, he said.

That old SNL sketch doesn’t seem so wacky now, does it?

[tags]Land-shark ahead, Shark found that walks on fins[/tags]

Diebold voting machine insecurity

Dr. Dobbs Journal put up a story last week about several security researchers who showed how insecure Diebold voting machines are. This is one of the most important things affecting the current political realm, in my not so humble opinion. I’m putting the rest of the story below the following link, but please read all this and don’t just skip ahead. This really matters, and shows the need for voter verified paper print-outs to go along with the electronic vote entry for auditing purposes.

Continue reading “Diebold voting machine insecurity”

Free MMORPG

(via Blue’s News)

I haven’t signed up yet, because I wanted to post about this before my attention got pulled away, but this new free MMO from The Five Pillars could be interesting.

The Five Pillars is a strategic multiplayer online game set in a strange, post-apocalyptic fantasy world.

. . .

As you create your character, you must choose a magical alignment for it. Five different alignments exist in this world and every one of those has its strengths and weaknesses. You can be a nature mage commanding huge beasts to protect your forests from getting cut down. Perhaps you want to wield the awesome power of the ever raging desert storms into building a powerful empire. You may be interested in the mysteries of the north in the form of elemental magic. Swamps are filled with deadly insects and the practice of dark arts. Or maybe you will be a mountain mage expertising in devastating spells that will crush your enemies?

I’m going to try this one out.  If I get a little play time on it, perhaps I’ll post more about it.

[tags]Free MMO, The Five Pillars new MMORPG[/tags]

Great – now we all have to check out real estate in Franklin, TN

(via Engadget)

We all want fatter digital pipes for a lower cost, right? I mean, all the normal people. I know there are people who think it is acceptable to live mostly off-line, but I like to think of them as moderately to significantly insane. So ignoring those wackos, can we all agree that Franklin, TN is starting to look more interesting than we would have every guessed?

A few weeks ago, Brent Ware took his teenage son on a trip around the world to meet with international clients.

Ware, CEO of Tenvera Inc., said his son was shocked at the technological advantages other parts of the world – especially the Far East – have over the United States. Ware wants to cut that advantage down for Americans with a fiber-optic home networking system that could change the way people all over the world live, entertain and work in their homes.

Tenvera is a Franklin-based company beginning production this month of System 5 technology. Also known as Fiber in the Home (FITH), it takes fiber-optic networking to its final destination: the home.

And Tenvera is working with builders in its hometown to get more fiber in more houses. And I want some of that. Guess I need to find work in the Nashville area, get the wife to find work there, sell the house, move, and enjoy big fat bandwidth numbers.

[tags]Fiber to the home in Franklin TN, Tenvera testing fiber to the home[/tags]

Pictures that lie

A revealing look at photos that lie over at C|Net’s News.com. With the article is a collection of 24 altered pictures, some shown with the original un-doctored image, and an explanation of what and why alterations were made. Some of the changes are minor, while others are fairly substantial modifications of photos.

The article starts with this original and modified photo of Katie Couric, and shows other photos sometimes changed for intentional dramatic effect, sometimes for humorous story-telling, and sometimes just to allow more image to be viewed in a limited sized picture.

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[tags]Pictures that lie, Modifying the photos we see[/tags]