Category: Eye Candy

Alba – No curves for me?

jessica_alba_good_luck_chuck.jpgIn a case of not knowing that I think she’s perfect, Ms. Alba has apparently said she wants to be taller and thinner. Now I love me the tall ladies for sure (who, for the record, I think is also mighty fine), but the thinner thing is right out, Jessica. Sadly, she did not consult me before expressing a desire to look different.

According to In Touch magazine, Jessica said:

I have curves, but I don’t really like them. I wish I was skinnier and taller.

No, no, dear – you’re perfect just the way you are. That is all.


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Hottie librarian or hag?

Bless Bill for letting the world know I’m not the only one who is into the geeky hot-chick look. Writing on his wife’s dislike of wearing glasses (and thinking she looks like a hag doing so), Bill notes:

I’m actually a big fan of the librarian hottie look, which is really what her glasses make her look like. She looks in the mirror, though, and sees something straight out of Macbeth.

And chuckles for the article ending line:

I hope she makes an easy, one-cauldron meal tonight.

Since I have no pics of Gloria, we’ll celebrate geeky hot-chick looks with an image of Lisa Loeb. I don’t know if Ms. Loeb is geeky, but she has the geeky hot-chick look so perfectly done that I just like looking at her. Mmmmmm, I love those glasses. So Eye Candy bonus post here.

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[tags]Geeky hot-chick look, The cauldron of t3h hottie-ness[/tags]

Eye candy – please smile for us you beautiful woman

Man, if I ever have a chance to set my self up with another future ex-Mrs. RagManX, I’m so totally chasing Jessica Alba until she says yes or gets a restraining order. I think I’m in love. And this time, it’s real. Oh, and yes these pictures are large. That’s because there’s too much “I’m in love with her” in these to make the pictures smaller.

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