Barbies ideas that didn’t make it

This is an idea I had way back that I asked for some input from co-workers to build.  Most of the ideas came from them, with just a couple from me.  I have others that were suggested, but I’ve lost them over time or felt they were a bit more than I cared to post.  I try to keep the site from going to over the edge.  I believe the others who contributed thought this would never get posted.  I kept meaning to add more models, but never got back and always forgot my good ideas by the time I did.
Oh, and yes, I expect someone, somewhere, will be offended by this.  To which I say, I’m truly, truly, very much unconcerned with your inability to have a sense of humor with a dark side.

  • Crack-addict Barbie – With vacant eyes, overly pale complexion, and waifish figure
  • Meth-lab Barbie – With singed eyebrows and jittery eyes
  • Anorexia Barbie – With binge and purge scheduling calendar and journal
  • Back-door Barbie – With bendable joints for authentic positions and an extra tube of lube
  • MILF Barbie – a regular barbie with 2 smaller Barbie children
  • Internet chat Barbie – Barbie voice box in a authentic looking 40 year old balding fat man
  • She-male Barbie – With large breasts and, adam’s apple, and male genitals

[tags]Barbie ideas that didn’t make it, Meth-lab Barbie and more[/tags]

Nifty awesome inexpensive gadget

usb-heatncool-tray.gifThis one is totally going on my “Give me gifts” page. I want to have a USB powered beverage heating/cooling tray. Heating USB gadgets you can find anywhere.  Throw in cooling too, and you’ve stepped into awesome-land.  And it’s only 20 bucks. You just can’t beat awesome for $20. Really – I’ve tried and failed, and I am Mr. Awesome. Just ask anyone who knows me. 😉

[tags]USB heating and cooling tray, Stuff I want, USB gadget[/tags]

Ask a ninja – Niniature golf

You might think that’s a typo, but it isn’t.  If you haven’t checked out your Ask A Ninja resource lately, make sure you go see the latest – Austin asks if ninjas play miniature golf.  Turns out ninjas play something close, but it’s not quite the same.  And as always:


[tags]I look forward to killing you soon, Ninjas play niniature golf, Ask a ninja[/tags]