If you web surf as much as I do, you’ve probably already seen this – various web sites are saying that Will Smith said Hitler was a good man. And naturally, many people are upset that anyone would claim Hitler was a good man. I guess people are really s000per upset that (*gasp*) a shhhh black man would say this about Hitler.
Here, I’ll help clue you in now that you’ve had a moment to feign indignation: Will Smith didn’t say Hitler was a good man. Let’s look inside and see…
Remarkably, Will believes everyone is basically good.
“Even Hitler didn’t wake up going, ‘let me do the most evil thing I can do today’,” said Will. “I think he woke up in the morning and using a twisted, backwards logic, he set out to do what he thought was ‘good’. Stuff like that just needs reprogramming.
Oh shit!Ã‚Â Will Smith just said Hitler used fucked-up logic to convince himself what he was doing was “good” in some way!Ã‚Â Expect the world to get in an uproar about something Smith didn’t actually say!!!
So next time, please try to get people to actually read what was said.Ã‚Â Sensationalism doesn’t do anything except cause stupidity (yes, even the times I use sensationalistic headlines, it’s really just a seed for stupidity).Ã‚Â Thus endeth our lesson in reading comprehension.
All I can figure from this story is this couple has a standard mail-delivery slot in their door, and little Georgi waited there day after day to get a little cat-scratch-postman action going on.
When Sarah and Ben Goddard’s mail delivery dried up to a trickle, the couple smelt a rat.
But Goddards would have been better pointing the finger of suspicion at their pet cat Georgi, after it emerged a succession of attacks by the vicious moggy left the postman too scared to deliver the mail.
. . .
“When I asked if he [the post-man] had anything for us he said he wasn’t delivering to us any more because he had been scratched.
Mystery solved. Except the post-man was worried about being attacked by a dog. Here’s the kicker to me, though. The problem started months ago. After questioning the carrier about their lack of mail just recently:
The next day, the letter from local delivery office manager Steve Brown arrived with backdated mail.
It warned Mrs Goddard and her 27-year-old husband, a land surveyor: “Animal attacks are a major cause of injury to Royal Mail staff.
“I am writing to you to inform you that if your cat is not kept under control then we will be suspending the delivery of mail to your address.”
Nothing like prompt notification of a problem, is there? Although I suppose the above quote could mean that their notification letter was dated sometime in the past, meaning the couple never received it because it was to be delivered via the post-man who wasn’t delivering mail to them. Hmmmmm.Ã‚Â Those wacky Brits!
Oh, yeah – one other thing: I’d hit it. (via Fark)