The robots are building their assault base

It’s been a while since I’ve pointed out the coming robot insurrection. I haven’t really seen new evidence of the uprising that warranted alerting both of my readers. But now, I find the robots have infiltrated the military, getting DARPA to fund their growing power development and putting us all at risk!

The Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency plans to develop a fleet of robots that soldiers can deploy in urban combat settings as they move through houses and along streets.

The program, dubbed LANdroid, envisions miniature autonomous drones that can form a network capable of relaying radio traffic in a setting often considered challenging for communications equipment.

According to a notional image of a LANdroid included in a DARPA pamphlet, each robot will be about the size of a deck of cards, and must be rugged, lightweight and able to operate for seven to 14 days, the agency said.

Clever critters, aren’t they? The military and US government may think that the humans are in control of the robots, but we all know better, don’t we? I’ve seen the trailers for Transformers. I know how deceptive (AHA!!!! The decepticons are behind this) the size of the robot can be. Don’t be fooled, folks. Do. Not. Be. Fooled.

[tags]The coming robot insurrection, Robot uprising, Robots, LANdroid[/tags]

GPS users disengage brains?

I have insufficient proof to consider this an absolute truism, but I think that there is evidence to make one think that users of GPS systems operate them by turning off their brains.

A 20-year-old student’s car was wrecked by a train after she followed her sat nav system onto a railway track.

. . .

“I put my complete trust in the sat nav and it led me right into the path of a speeding train,” she said.

“The crossing wasn’t shown on the sat nav, there were no signs at all and it wasn’t lit up to warn of an oncoming train.

Unfortunately, if you read the full story, you’ll see that it is conceivable that this was more than just blind faith in the GPS. The rail crossing was unmarked, it was dark, and manual manipulation of the cross gates was required to cross. But that’s not all my evidence. You can see more examples if you keep reading.

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Evil coming to DS, Wii, and PC

Beware! Unbeknownst to most of the world, evil has been declared a near-future release for the the Nintendo DS and Wii, as well as on the PC (but really, we’re pretty much used to evil on the PC, aren’t we?).

According to publisher THQ, there are a total of three new titles currently in development based on the popular doll line. The first two video games Bratz: 4 Real and Bratz Super Babyz will be both released on DS and Games for Windows platforms this Fall.

4 Real was actually based from the upcoming Bratz theatrical release. Furthermore, the other title will be known as Bratz: The Movie and will make an outing on Wii, PlayStation 2 (PS2), and even on GameBoy Advance (GBA).

Most disturbing of all is mention of the Bratz theatrical release. Soon, your eyes will be overwhelmed with the evil that is Bratz.

[tags]Evil announced for DS and Wii, Evil, Bratz in your hand, Bratz touch sensitive and motion activated[/tags]

House investigating credit report inaccuracy difficulties

Now it isn’t often that I’ll be in favor of the government encroaching more into the affairs of businesses (a trait that makes the liberals disown me, but not an important enough trait for the conservatives to embrace me), but I do think that news of House Financial Services Committee hearings in credit report inaccuracies is a good thing. The full text of the hearings is not available at the time of this writing, but you can view the archived video from the hearing while you wait for a transcript. (via Consumerist)

[tags]Credit report inaccuracies, House Financial Services Committee hearings, Correcting your credit report[/tags]

Finally, GIF is free

Old news, but I hadn’t paid attention and realized that, unemcumbered by patents finally, the GIF format is truly free.

I am sure a lot of you remember the great “GIF fiasco”: more than a decade ago, Unisys decided to make money out of the most used image file format on the Internet: the GIF format. To be more precise, Unisys announced that they would go after developers of programs able to load and save GIF files (never mind the fact that even back then there was plenty of free software which wouldn’t have been able to pay).

To make the short story shorter, the PNG file was invented as a reaction to Unisys’ move; although it was never wildly successful, PNG did manage to make Unisys’s threat very much irrelevant. Unisys took their time, but eventually realised that if they had seriously sued people over the GIF patent, the days of the GIF format would be over.

. . .

1. We were able to search the patent databases of the USA, Canada, Japan, and the European Union. The Unisys patent expired on 20 June 2003 in the USA, in Europe it expired on 18 June 2004, in Japan the patent expired on 20 June 2004 and in Canada it expired on 7 July 2004. The U.S. IBM patent expired 11 August 2006, The Software Freedom Law Center says that after 1 October 2006, there will be no significant patent claims interfering with employment of the GIF format.

So between Unisys giving up on suing (what with that probably killing the format, leaving Unisys in charge of absolutely nothing) and the expiration of the patents which caused the ruckus, we can finally use GIF without fear of problems from the patent police.

[tags]Old news, GIF patent free, Unisys gives up suing for GIF[/tags]

Protecting Bigfoot

Here at the Blahg, it’s all about protecting species and natural resources. So when there is news around the interpipes of others seeking to do the same, that is something worth pointing out for commendation. So it is with great pride that today’s conservation and protection shout-out goes to Canadian parliament member Mike Lake for his introducing a petition to protect Bigfoot under the Canadian equivalent of our endangered species act.

Lake presented to the House of Commons a petition that stated, “The debate over (Bigfoot’s) existence is moot in the circumstance of their tenuous hold on merely existing. Therefore, the petitioners request the House of Commons to establish immediate, comprehensive legislation to affect immediate protection of Bigfoot.”

The man behind the petition was a Bigfoot enthusiast named Todd Standing, who claims to have definitive proof of Bigfoot but is withholding it until protection for the alleged animals is in place. “When I get species protection for them nationwide, I will make my findings public and I will take this out of the realm of mythology. Bigfoot is real,” Standing said.

The petition soon became an embarrassment for Lake, who later issued a press release stating that the proposal had been tabled.

Ahhhh, tabled already. So Bigfoot might not yet have protection. That means if you get a good sighting of him/her/it, you should take the shot now. Sometime in the future, Bigfoot will be protected meat.

[tags]Bigfoot protection, Protecting endangered species[/tags]

A dating story

A bit of weak humor from a cow-orker:

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man.

He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

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