Just a handful of news items (some old but still interesting) that might make you ask WTF?
- A special kind of stupid – drug dealer style:
Federal agents thought there was something fishy about Leroy Carr. On four occasions since last December, Carr either crossed the Canadian border or was found near it with thousands of dollars in cash, according to a complaint filed in U.S. District Court. He also sometimes carried night vision goggles and a GPS device programmed with coordinates for a well-known drug-smuggling trail.
But Carr refused to speak with Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents, and they let him go – until he called to ask if they had seen his cocaine.
- A southern-style ass-kicking sans arms:
Police are investigating the death of a man who collapsed after he was head-butted by an armless man in a fight over a woman.
- An apparent question of insufficient medical expertise and examination:
A Venezuelan man who had been declared dead woke up in the morgue in excruciating pain after medical examiners began their autopsy.
- Cookies design to make your breasts grow:
Ladies, are you self-conscious about your breasts? Do you think they need to be bigger to get you attention from guys, or at least from guys like Charlie White? Well, you could have expensive and gross breast implant surgery, or you could just grab some F Cup cookies from Japan. These sure-to-be-effective cookies apparently make your breasts bigger when you eat just two a day, while most cookies will just make your ass bigger. See a close-up of the box after the jump.
- Emotional trauma from not winning the lottery? Try actually buying a ticket, dumb-ass:
A Dutch woman who claimed she suffered emotional damages due to not winning the lottery missed the jackpot in court too.
Amsterdam District Court judges Wednesday rejected the claim of Helene de Gier, who said she was traumatized by not winning the country’s National Postcode Lottery, which she didn’t enter, while her neighbors did.
- One of the worst dog bites you can suffer – at least, if you are extra stupid:
A naked man was bit in the genitals by a police dog while being arrested for running nude and entering homes in a Minneapolis neighborhood.
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While the officer was ordering the suspect out of the house, the suspect began hitting him, police said.
The dog, which was still leashed, bit the suspect to protect the officer.
And honestly, this is the kind of posting that could be put together every day, and with a greater number of entries, and we’d still only see a handful of the stupids that we suffer through in this country.
[tags]Stupid, WTF, Crazy news[/tags]