I’ve verified her preferences

Ahhh, Jessica.

STUNNING actress Jessica Alba says she is up for a one-night stand – as long as the man leaves the next morning.

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“I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don’t feel so bad about just wanting to have sex. I don’t really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have.

I can confirm with absolutely certainty that she does is indeed up for a one-night stand (I am totally making this up). The tough part about leaving the next morning was getting her to untie me (I think you’ve figured this out by now).

Yes, this is old news. I just forgot to post it when I first read it.

[tags]Absolutely untrue facts, I lie, Jessica Alba, One-night stand[/tags]