You know, I’m not even sure that’s illegal around here…

When you catch someone digging up a corpse for the purpose of, ummmm, getting it on with the dead, what do you do?  Turns out that in Wisconsin, they don’t do much at all.

Three men who dug up a young woman’s corpse to have sex with it after seeing her obituary photo cannot be charged with attempted sexual assault because Wisconsin has no law against necrophilia, an appeals court ruled Thursday.

A judge was correct to dismiss the charges against twin brothers Nicholas and Alexander Grunke and Dustin Radke, all 21, because lawmakers never intended to criminalize sex with a corpse, the District 4 Court of Appeals said in a 3-0 ruling.

Guess I’ll have to start making fun of Wisconsin almost as I make fun of Arkansas now.

[tags]Necrophilia, Overlooked laws, Get it on with the dead, Corpse hunting for fun and sexx0ring[/tags]