Woman calls cops about her fake drugs

More news that makes us happy to have our “Stupid” category now on the Blahg. In Georgia, a woman called the cops for help getting money back because her crack cocaine wasn’t good enough to suit her tastes.

Juanita Marie Jones, 53, called Rochelle Police late Thursday night after she purchased what she thought was a $20 piece of crack cocaine, according to police reports.

She told officers she broke the rock into three pieces and smoked one, only to discover the drugs were “fake.”

I guess one should be wary of $20 crack rocks, now. (via boingboing)

[tags]Drug buy gone bad, Cops help buyer of bad crack to jail[/tags]