Put a smile on your man’s face

Oh, you perverts. We’re not talking about that kind of smile. We’re talking pineapple smiles that last all day.


If you want to change grouches to grins – give that man of yours Del Monte Pineapple Juice. Cater to his fondness for flavor.

Men like the rich, ripe taste of this juice – the definite pineapple flavor it has. They like its freshness-the bracing refreshment it always brings.

See, it’s the taste of that juice we like. The pineapple juice is what we’re talking about.

Honestly, I don’t even know why I post these things for you perverts.

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Out with the old. In with the boob?

All over the news today: Alberto Gonzales resigns.

Attorney General Alberto Gonzales is resigning, Bush administration officials said, after months of accusations that he politicized the U.S. Justice Department and misled Congress over the firing of U.S. prosecutors and wiretapping of suspected terrorists.

The officials, who requested anonymity, confirmed a New York Times report that Gonzales is stepping down. Gonzales will hold a news conference at 10:30 a.m. Washington time. Solicitor General Paul Clement, the administration’s top courtroom lawyer, is expected to take over on a temporary basis until a permanent replacement is named, Justice Department officials said.

Rumor has it that he is to be replaced by Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff. Oh, and the “In with the boob?” bit in the heading was just an attempt to make a less drab title – I don’t know of anything that actually suggests Chertoff would be a bad choice. He’s experienced and seems to have done a decent job in his current position.

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