I have never been able to use that line more appropriately than now.Ã‚Â It is, perhaps, the most perfect summation of this dreadfully painful to read story that I could envision.
Roofer Matthew Noel Triffett, 21, who’d previously pleaded guilty to a charge of grievous bodily harm, was given a six-month jail sentence, suspended for two years, and was ordered to perform 140 hours of community service.
. . .
He said Triffett thought it was a big joke until the full extent of what he had done was revealed.
In crippling pain, the complainant went home and removed the cue from his rectum.
Read the rest.Ã‚Â It’s even ickier (that’s a medical term, I believe) than what I’ve clipped here.
[tags]Owwwwww, Perforated colon, Rectum?Ã‚Â Damn near killed him, Man snaps pool cue off in buddies ass[/tags]