Murder – it’s not just for breakfast any more

(via Blues News)

I have no idea what my headline means.

On to the story:

A 22-year-old woman was arrested after authorities say she tried to hire someone to kill another woman whose photo appeared on her boyfriend’s Web page.

Heather Michelle Kane was booked Tuesday for investigation of conspiracy to commit murder, Mesa Detective Jerry Gissel said.

She was arrested after she met an undercover Mesa police detective at a grocery store, gave the officer $400 and offered to pay an additional $100 once the woman had been killed, according to court records.

Whoa! $500 total? Man, I had no idea murder was so cheap. In one of my favorite jokes, it’s $10,000 per person, but the hitman is able to save his customer $10,000 (yes, that joke).

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