The truth about rectal disorders

You know, this advertisement from the September 1950 issue of Popular Science just doesn’t strike me as the kind of thing that gets a lot of conversations going around the office.

“So Bob, how’s that painful ass problem working out for you?”

“You know Sam, I just ordered this fantastic book which covers all the major rectal disorders. Turns out I have Fistula.”

See? That’s just not your typical watercooler fare. I’m not saying such conversations never happen, but I will say I’m fortunate enough to never participate in the conversations if they are going on.

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But I bet that Bob does get all the ladies after him. With a hard-luck story like that, who could resist him? Just don’t ask him for too many details.

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[tags]Modern Mechanix, Rectal disorders[/tags]