Compensate for your shortcomings

Ahhhh, another brilliant Worth1000 contest. This recently ended contest challenged photochoppers to make up fake ads for real products. Some of them just make me laugh too hard to function. For example, the following, advertising a product I’d like but will never get precisely because I think people view it as this ad shows:

[tags]Worth1000, Hummer, Your shortcomings[/tags]