Here’s a set of 3 top 10 lists about geeks.
1) …make great fathers
- LEGOS. The Geek is really more of a Man-Child than an adult. In their minds, they are still 10. They freakin’ still love to play with their legos, and have never grown up. I have one friend, WHO WILL REMAIN NAMELESS, that still has legos in his room. He doesn’t have kids. Just legos. Of course, my children love legos andÃ‚Â Steve will lovingly spend hours playing legos with them.
2) …aren’t easy to be married to
- MEMORY. Their minds are complete and utterÃ‚Â LINT TRAPS. Not steel traps,Ã‚Â LINT TRAPS. They capture all kinds of useless crapÃ‚Â and store it up there. He can remember all the characters in a book he read when he was 8 years old but he can only remember 2 of the 3 things he was supposed to get at the grocery store. He can remember the date of Nolan Ryan’s no hitter, but he can’t remember our anniversary. He remembers every battle of WWII, but can’t remember what he gave me for a wedding present.
3) …make great friends
- I like the fact that Geeks have no pretense of social norms. They will invite you over to their house to play board games or D&D, never realizing the rest of the world plays poker or drinks.
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