How can you even argue with these?Ã‚Â Read and learn how to live a better life.Ã‚Â Some of the more important ones are:
- If you’re on the street corner selling coke and you see the cops coming to bust you don’t eat all your coke.
- Never, ever leave flashlights, shampoo bottles, beer bottles or any long, circular object on the floor because someday you will fall on it and it will somehow, work its way up your rectum.
- No matter how annoyed you are at being incarcerated dont slash open your scrotum and shove razor blades up your urethra.
[tags]Medical advice, How to live[/tags]