This is just one of those posts intended to remind you of the facts.
- Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
- When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t lifting himself up, heÃ¢â‚¬â„¢s pushing the Earth down.
- Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
- Guns don’t kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
[tags]Chuck Norris, Facts[/tags]
Thanks to a couple of cow-orkers who shared this with me. It’s so hard to pick a favorite, as there are so many disasterous products. Let’s try popping up this sample:
7. Microsoft Bob (1995)
No list of the worst of the worst would be complete without Windows’ idiot cousin, Bob. Designed as a “social” interface for Windows 3.1, Bob featured a living room filled with clickable objects, and a series of cartoon “helpers” like Chaos the Cat and Scuzz the Rat that walked you through a small suite of applications. Fortunately, Bob was soon buried in the avalanche of hype surrounding Windows 95, though some of the cartoons lived on to annoy users of Microsoft Office and Windows XP (Clippy the animated paper clip, anyone?).
Mostly, Bob raised more questions than it answered. Like, had anyone at Microsoft actually used Bob? Did they think anyone else would? And did they deliberately make Bob’s smiley face logo look like Bill Gates, or was that just an accident?
[tags]PC World, Tech disasters[/tags]