I’m sure someone will get offended by this. But for everyone else, here is a list of rejected Christmas carol ideas for the disturbed, as sent to me by someone at work:
- Schizophrenia —Do You Hear What I Hear?
- Multiple Personality Disorder — We Three Kings Disoriented Are
- Dementia— I Think I’ll Be Home for Christmas
- Narcissistic— Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me