Blah, Blah, Blahg » If I were king http://www.blahblahblahg.com The most valuable supply of worthlessness on the web Sat, 16 May 2009 22:27:37 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 If you park like an idiot, you need this http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2006/09/26/if-you-park-like-an-idiot-you-need-this/ http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2006/09/26/if-you-park-like-an-idiot-you-need-this/#comments Tue, 26 Sep 2006 05:31:43 +0000 ragmanx http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2006/09/26/if-you-park-like-an-idiot-you-need-this/ Continue reading →]]> I have to get a stack of these to apply to idiots in the future. Only $30 for 100. Put me in charge, and everyone that deserves one gets one.
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]]> http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2006/09/26/if-you-park-like-an-idiot-you-need-this/feed/ 0 If I were king III http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2006/04/25/if-i-were-king-iii/ http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2006/04/25/if-i-were-king-iii/#comments Tue, 25 Apr 2006 20:32:06 +0000 ragmanx http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2006/04/25/if-i-were-king-iii/ Continue reading →]]> All airlines would be required to have a certain minimum percentage of passengers carrying firearms on the plane before being allowed to take off.  With this precaution in place, other passengers would no longer be denied the opportunity to carry such dangerous objects as butter knives and nail clippers on flights.

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