Blah, Blah, Blahg » Humor http://www.blahblahblahg.com The most valuable supply of worthlessness on the web Sat, 16 May 2009 22:27:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 en hourly 1 It’s a bone – woof! http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2009/03/26/its-a-bone-woof/ http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2009/03/26/its-a-bone-woof/#comments Fri, 27 Mar 2009 04:28:37 +0000 ragmanx http://www.blahblahblahg.com/?p=3286 This one from my brother:

My wife works for the Humane Society. As a result, every gift giving occasion ends up with her receiving all sorts of animal related tchotskys and trinkets.
And, when you turn it around, it’s…

You’ll have to hit the link to see why it’s so funny.

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Greatest image ever?

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]]> http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2009/03/23/girl-ninjas/feed/ 0 Gobstopper: The Movie. I’d watch it http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2009/03/23/gobstopper-the-movie-id-watch-it/ http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2009/03/23/gobstopper-the-movie-id-watch-it/#comments Mon, 23 Mar 2009 14:48:37 +0000 ragmanx http://www.blahblahblahg.com/?p=3281 ]]> http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2009/03/23/gobstopper-the-movie-id-watch-it/feed/ 0 Robots will take over http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/12/02/robots-will-take-over/ http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/12/02/robots-will-take-over/#comments Tue, 02 Dec 2008 18:35:46 +0000 ragmanx http://www.blahblahblahg.com/?p=3255 Further proof that in the near future, we will all be ruled by sentient, all-powerful robots.

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

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]]> http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/12/02/robots-will-take-over/feed/ 0 Because sometimes, math *IS* hard http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/12/01/because-sometimes-math-is-hard/ http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/12/01/because-sometimes-math-is-hard/#comments Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:51:57 +0000 ragmanx http://www.blahblahblahg.com/?p=3252 While looking at my deal sites, seeing if I could come up with a reasonable purchase option for my CyberMonday spending, I found that GameStop is having some holiday shopping deals today.  Checking them out, I found one deal that struck me as just off a shade.

They are only off a little, but I did laugh a little on the inside.

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]]> http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/12/01/because-sometimes-math-is-hard/feed/ 0 Drinking was involved – dead from overdose http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/12/01/drinking-was-involved-dead-from-overdose/ http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/12/01/drinking-was-involved-dead-from-overdose/#comments Mon, 01 Dec 2008 14:12:38 +0000 ragmanx http://www.blahblahblahg.com/?p=3248 Now normally, drinking and overdosing might be a forgettably passable story.  However, when one overdoses on sexual enhancement drugs…

Well, that’s just all kinds of crazy, for sure.

A French man was found dead with drug overdose. Officials found twenty-four DORMILAX pills missing from the strips, a bottle of Thai whiskey and a pack of LM cigarette in the room. Bargirl said that the man took quite a few pills and wanted more sex.

I guess so.  Somewhere in there is a joke about too many sex pills and death that’s just waiting to be expressed right.

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]]> http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/12/01/drinking-was-involved-dead-from-overdose/feed/ 0 Sorry for the what? http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/11/27/sorry-for-the-what/ http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/11/27/sorry-for-the-what/#comments Thu, 27 Nov 2008 14:43:39 +0000 ragmanx http://www.blahblahblahg.com/?p=3240 A friend recently uploaded this image on FaceBook.  I just had to share it.

You know – that really is the kind of thing one should apologize for, too.

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]]> http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/11/27/sorry-for-the-what/feed/ 0 My FaceBook WTF?!? moment http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/11/24/my-facebook-wtf-moment/ http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/11/24/my-facebook-wtf-moment/#comments Tue, 25 Nov 2008 01:22:10 +0000 ragmanx http://www.blahblahblahg.com/?p=3229 Anyone who uses FaceBook knows there are ads in the sidebar.  I usually ignore them – I’ve been online long enough to automagically tune that stuff out.  Today, however, the FaceBook ad server caught my attention with this WTF moment:

Now I have to figure out just what I’m doing in my surfing that makes FaceBook think that first ad is appropriate for me.  Maybe I need to surf more straight pr0n?  I thought maybe the $1 million from the second ad would be available for me if I got involved with the hot gay men, but sadly, the money is pretend only.

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]]> http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/11/24/my-facebook-wtf-moment/feed/ 0 How many mice http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/11/20/how-many-mice/ http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/11/20/how-many-mice/#comments Fri, 21 Nov 2008 04:42:31 +0000 ragmanx http://www.blahblahblahg.com/?p=3208 Stupid humor time, served via image:

I have no recollection where I got this.

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]]> http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/11/20/how-many-mice/feed/ 0 Blogging sweatshops http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/04/20/blogging-sweatshops/ http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/04/20/blogging-sweatshops/#comments Sun, 20 Apr 2008 14:47:25 +0000 ragmanx http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/04/20/blogging-sweatshops/ Fear not, fair reader – this isn’t going to happen to me.

Seems I can barely muster a few minutes a day to blog here lately.  Maybe I do need to move to New York and join one of these sweatshops.  Think of the useless knowledge I could serve up with 18+ hours a day at this! (via boingboing)

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]]> http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/04/20/blogging-sweatshops/feed/ 0 Carl’s truck http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/04/12/carls-truck/ http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/04/12/carls-truck/#comments Sat, 12 Apr 2008 19:24:07 +0000 ragmanx http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/04/12/carls-truck/ carls-truck.jpgI’ve been spending time lately trying to learn how to use the open source image editing tool GIMP. Since I don’t have a lot of pictures I want to work with, I decided to check out the Library of Congress photo stream on Flickr. These photos are professionally captured images done by government workers, which make them public domain and usable by peons like me. Browsing the 1940s color photos stream, I saw this and couldn’t help but view it as some mid-south good-ol’ boy working on a prized auto.

Now in reality, I’m pretty sure that’s someone working on a plane’s landing gear. But I saw it and thought Satisfied with his new lifters, Carl decides he’ll take the monster truck Saturday for his date with Bobby Sue. And having known a few folks when I was younger that did drive trucks with 3-4 feet clearance or more, it just seemed like some of them would approve of Carl’s plans.

So I know that’s stupid, but wanted to share.

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]]> http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/04/12/carls-truck/feed/ 0 Rush could be indicted for behavoir regarding Ohio primary? http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/03/31/rush-could-be-indicted-for-behavoir-regarding-ohio-primary/ http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/03/31/rush-could-be-indicted-for-behavoir-regarding-ohio-primary/#comments Mon, 31 Mar 2008 16:47:31 +0000 ragmanx http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/03/31/rush-could-be-indicted-for-behavoir-regarding-ohio-primary/ Well, if you listen to Rush, you might have heard him recommending his Ohio (and Pennsylvania and other states with looming primaries) conservative listeners to vote for Hillary in the Democratic primaries.  Apparently, the intention is to keep the Democrats fighting between the Barrack and Hillary camps long enough to make uniting the party difficult, thereby giving McCain the upper-hand in November.  Rush is also telling his listeners that he could be indicted for doing this.  That’s true, but it’s unlikely.  Don’t believe me? Well, see what the Ohio Attorney General has to say about Rush’s claims:

“We have no intention of prosecuting Rush Limbaugh because lying through your teeth and being stupid isn’t a crime,” said Leo Jennings, a spokesman for Democratic Attorney General Marc Dann.

Lucky for Rush stupidity isn’t a crime, I guess.  On the other hand, he’d be off the air if it were.  But then, most of us would be indicted, too, at some point in our lives.

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]]> http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/03/31/rush-could-be-indicted-for-behavoir-regarding-ohio-primary/feed/ 0 Jesus will survive http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/03/23/jesus-will-survive/ http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/03/23/jesus-will-survive/#comments Sun, 23 Mar 2008 20:11:39 +0000 ragmanx http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/03/23/jesus-will-survive/ Watching a Larry Lessig talk from last year’s TED, I saw this remix video that I just laughed out loud over.

I hear that in the end, Jesus will survive.

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]]> http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/03/23/jesus-will-survive/feed/ 1 The other 28 minutes http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/03/05/the-other-28-minutes/ http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/03/05/the-other-28-minutes/#comments Wed, 05 Mar 2008 15:33:59 +0000 ragmanx http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/03/05/the-other-28-minutes/ Normally, I prefer to limit my advertisement space on the site to ads that earn a little money for me.  However, I couldn’t pass up the punch line on this one.

My question, after watching this, is how did that guy build up 120 seconds of stamina?  I’m done after about 15, maybe 20.  If you include the begging that counts as foreplay, I’m still only good for 45 to 60 seconds. . .

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]]> http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/03/05/the-other-28-minutes/feed/ 0 A Children’s medical epidemic http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/03/02/a-childrens-medical-epidemic/ http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/03/02/a-childrens-medical-epidemic/#comments Sun, 02 Mar 2008 18:02:44 +0000 ragmanx http://www.blahblahblahg.com/2008/03/02/a-childrens-medical-epidemic/ Performers from the People’s Improv Theater in NYC bring you this message on a grow epidemic our children face.

Get your children innoculated.  Please.  We don’t want this spreading, when we could stop it now.

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