Sometimes, Gloria confuzzles me

Bill’s great. He’s insightful, entertaining, and intelligent. His wife is also great, as far as I can tell from what he says about her. Sometimes, however, she says confusing things. Clearly Gloria doesn’t recognize the inherent evil in zombies.

“It’s the new movie by the guys who made ‘Shaun of the Dead’ ,” I said. “You liked that movie.”

“I did,” she said, “although I didn’t like all the zombie killing.”


“The zombies,” she repeated. “I haven’t played enough video games to get desensitized to violence like you have,” she said, laughing.

She’s good.

“What exactly are you supposed to do with a zombie?” I asked. “Square dance?”

“Well, they used to be people,” she said.

Zombies are evil. Killer zombie pirates are worse. Killer zombie pirate ninja worse still. But hope you never run in to killer zombie pirate ninjas with robot henchmen and frikkin’ pet sharks that walk on land with frikkin’ laser beams. Such a thing could even make Chuck Norris pause. Understand he’d still kill them all, but there would be a brief pause before he starts, just to be sure he’s ready.

[tags]Zombies are evil, Gloria loves zombies[/tags]