Review quotes taken out of context

I’ve been reading the latest issue of Electronic Gaming Magazine tonight, and in a fit of stupidity on my part I’ve decided to post some out-of-context quotes from recent game reviews. I do this because this makes me laugh, while revealing to the world how stupid and immature I can be (like most males, I’d offer).

  1. Also cool: unlockable balls
  2. Straight, thin, and more important, one piece.
  3. …but I don’t go for starlight spewing from a struck ball…
  4. …but become more natural and fluid as you get acclimated to the fast-paced, twitchy action.

These come respectively from reviews for:

  1. Kororinpa: Marble Mania
  2. SSX Blur
  3. Tiger Woods PGA Toug 07
  4. Sonic and the secret rings

Thank you for indulging in my juvenile humor post. Carry on about your lives, less intelligent for spending time on this post.

[tags]Stupid out-of-context quotes, Juvenile humor entertains me[/tags]